This is the winning entry for the DJ Krush competition my friends. Readers, take a leaf out of this Mr Bobby’s book, not only is he clearly passionate/slightly mental, he literally made me laugh out loud as I read his email. The gift of laughter is truly priceless. Big nod in your general direction for the Star Wars reference too mr Bob McNastee, the tickets are yours young padawan! Now someone call security!
Dear Milly,
My reason for winning is quite complex, but please bear with me as it is one of the best reasons I’ve ever had.
I am currently constructing an exact replica of Mahatma Gandhi from twine and Lark’s brains; my endeavour is almost complete and all i need is a clockwork liver to achieve my goal.
Now i’ve heard tell that, as well as being a superstar-turntablist-legend, DJ Krush is also a mastercraftsman of replica clockwork organs.
My plan is simple, attend the concert, hypnotise Krush, and steal his abilities to fashion precision clockwork organs! Finish Mahatma and restore peace and harmony to the Indian sub-continent, and possibly the world!
Unfortunately, my spiritual and religious beliefs prevent me from handling cash so i MUST win these tickets, for the sake of Gandhi, for the sake of world peace, help us Milldilla your our only hope!
PEACE
BOB
Tags: DJ Krush, Mildilla, Milly Cundall